Transform schools into lodges, Teacher laughs at Museveni in open letter

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT TIBUHABURWA Yoweri Kaguta Museveni

Dear H.E,

It’s me one of your immaterial grandkids. It’s anything but some time since I last thought of you an open letter. It should be throughout a long time from the time I thought of you that letter about improving the instructors’ government assistance. Just to enjoy your memory, grandpa, it was during one of the primary genuine educators mechanical activity to which the then Prime Minister, Rt. Hon. Amama Mbabazi had the daringness to believe that instructors would be sacked on the off chance that they didn’t answer to work and in their place, he would send our dazzling UPDF to take care of the understudies at all levels! You, yourself shrewdly directed that educators should go uncommon goats (I’m certain they are specialists at this now and should make the sort of cash our dazzling Margaret Muhanga made to purchase the UBC land in those days!)

Your Excellency, permit me first look for your acquittal. You’ll understand that six years prior, I was guileless and unconsciously immature. Kindly excuse me for all I said then in line of childish fulfilled priests deciding the compensation of the burdened helpless educators! (I’m sorry I’ve to stimulate your memory once more: this letter showed up as letter of the day in that obstinate paper, the Daily Monitor) Grandpa, I’ve as of late had a difference as a main priority — I’ve seen the light and got saved. It’s with this changed impression of the world that I mercifully demand you to for all time closure learning establishments, transform them into lodgings and cabins or showcases and nullify that pointless calling, the showing calling, as once recommended by one obstinate and irritatingly deviant kid, Obed Obedgiu Kwokuboth Jalmeo! Your Excellency, you will concur with me that instructors are deadbeats! They are unreasonable and excessively apathetic! This is the reason even new young men and young ladies from secondary school can really make a preferable showing over this parcel. Would you be able to envision how their treacherous conduct has plumaged the pandemic in this country? I don’t remember any great they have done this nation aside from assessment negligence and attacking their students. Indeed, the lone helpful instructor this nation has at any point had and merits a clerical post in the following bureau reshuffle is my OB from NTC Nkozi, Teacher Mpamire (You did well to closure that shame of an establishment preparing futile individuals!) So, why closure learning organizations? Your Excellency, as guardians, we have been cheated and abused by a large portion of these foundations. Nonetheless, since the beginning of lockdowns early last year, we have understood that our kids, your extraordinary grandkids, merit better. They are in an ideal situation at home getting genuine abilities. We are making some magnificent memories with them at home! They have figured out how to welcome, ask, cook, do dishes and clothing and, in particular, kept away from undesirable and early pregnancies! I’d likewise prefer to think that by closing down these establishments, we will be saved from these instructors who are in an ideal situation being shepherds — mind you, they are not well-bread since they hail from helpless families! We can depend on our precolonial casual training!

Please, Your Excellency, comprehend that I’m a benevolent resident who never utilizes any intoxicants nor do I eat up pork — I’ve as of late taken to maryjane, in the entirety of its various structures, to immunize my downturn and against, guess what! I’ve just contacted liquor as a sanitizer.

I will be the most joyful resident of this country and give a Nakyambadde-like declaration at your next open feature discourse on the off chance that you pronounce a total and perpetual closure of learning establishments. Much appreciated you.

Your most steadfast grandkid,

Nassur Taban El-tablaz